Causes of Cataracts

There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. So what are the worst disguises of all time?

Baseball Cap

I am not actually talking about the criminals that wear a baseball bat with a combination of other things but am talking about the criminals that just walk in wearing one of these caps and that is it. It is both funny and sad this one, partly sad because you have to be pretty desperate to walk in in just this. This is certainly a job that someone has not planned at all.

Sunglasses

Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. Another desperate person trying to get at something in a time of need, who just puts on sunglasses when they are robbing a bank? Can you tell the difference between the average store robber and a bank robber now, I sure as hell can.

Tights

At least with the tights they have made the effort of thinking a tiny bit about the time (although this isnt good). The great thing for the cops when it comes to tights is that you can see right through them so they are easy to identify. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.

If you own a store and see a someone walk in that looks a bit suspicious it is safe to say they are stupid but I will also that the stupid criminals are the most unpredictable and will most likely be armed in some way.

If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.

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